As a world exclusive here is the all the info we got for the next Saw movie that will splash into theaters Halloween 2010…
Jigsaw is back and this time he kidnaps all the writers from every single saw movie and make them play crazy lethal games, with the deeper meaning of showing them how stupid and ridiculous the franchise is… Let’s see… first off we’ll add 10 new puzzles very creative and defying the laws of physics and common sense and that will have only onr outcome, death!… Second let’s gather our group of victims… let see… last year we used a black girl as a minority token, so this time we are going to use an asian guy… because we are so cool and trendy we are going to make him die third, cause our audience will expect him to die first… third we need a cool twist, like the last person kept alive is the sibling of someone who was murdered 5 movies ago… the fans will be pleased and the twist will show how cool our movies are… lastly we will need a punchy gore tagline in the likes of: “A gallon of blood a day, keeps the Jiggsaw killer away…”
There we go we have Saw VII all written… we just need to find some unknown former film school graduates, actors that have never acted before and voila, we are all set for doing fastfood Cinema…
Yes in case you haven’t got the message…. I hate the Saw movies with a passion!!!
First I’d like to say that I would seperate the first Saw from the others… It was quite smart and witty, and if wasn’t ruined by Carry Elwes attrocious performance, I would have probably thought that it was quite a good mvoie…. Unfortunately, for me when Carry Elwes has just done sawing his leg and answer his cell phone, it just totally made me break my voluntary suspension of disbelief, and made me crack a laugh… probably one of the worst acting performance I have seen…
Now let’s talk about the other movies… I like gore movies with a story, I hate gore movies which are just about gore… From Hostel to Saw, just stupid movies with no sense that use gore as shock value to be trendy… well, if you wanna see a snuff movie… why don’t you go look to by one on ebay or craigslist??? at least they will be real… going to see Hostel or Saw is just for sissies too scared of looking for the real deal… When I hear Saw is a guy movie… it makes me want to vomit… The closest movie genre to Saw is the chick flick… it’s predictable, and is for people who dream they could be in the shoes of the main character, which since Saw two is Jiggsaw…
I am so thrilled Paranormal Activity, an excellent flick, recommended by both Peter and myself, is wooping the latest Saw outing at the box office… Terror doesn’t need gore…
Le Frenchie is a Cinephage who has seen probably over 100,000 movies in his lifetime, from masterpieces like Citizen Kane, to shitpieces like Glitter. He enjoys Cinema with a big C, to him it doesn't matter if it's a big Hollywood movie or a small indie no budget flick as long as it is enjoyable... 
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Nice. I agree with you that Cary Elwes destroyed that movie. I honestly thought that it was a good movie until he started crying after his arm was cut off. Although I need to see it again to satisfy my appetite.
Never watched the Saw or Hostel films, but I always saw them as a product of Bush/Cheney’s America. Those guys did for torture what Bill Clinton did for fellatio.
I am offended by that political statement… First off if you have to blame someone for torture blame Alberto Gonzalez, second of all when Bill Clinton was president I didn’t see an influx of more fellatios in movies…